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قديمة 10-06-2008, 09:01 AM
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صورة 'The Knight' الرمزية
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تاريخ الإنضمام: Oct 2007
المشاركات: 125
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 100
المستوى: The Knight will become famous soon enoughThe Knight will become famous soon enough
الجنس: male
علم الدولة:
الحالة: The Knight غير متصل
افتراضي Jokes

The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck

and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on

my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I

could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says:

"Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me."

"Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until...

"Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars"

"Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^


Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician

was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a

parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot

would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it

around it disappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his

pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The

next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the

parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got

mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.


One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to

make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:


"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"



^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^


A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped
out in front of them and started snarling
The brother said "What should we do?"
The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it."
The brother said "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said "I don't have to outrun HIM-
- I only have to outrun YOU."






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قديمة 30-07-2008, 04:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
.+[ متميز ذهبي ]+.

 
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صورة 'سر الوجود' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: Feb 2002
الإقامة: الهوى شرقي
العمر: 30
المشاركات: 3,570
كافة التدوينات: 6
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 11036926
المستوى: سر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond repute
الجنس: female
علم الدولة:
الحالة: سر الوجود غير متصل
المزاج: ???????? 1
الرسالة الشخصية
ها قد وهبتكَ مِـغْزلـيـ .. فاخْتـر لـهُ أنتَ الوبــَر ..
افتراضي رد: Jokes


lol..funny

thanks bro

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قديمة 02-08-2008, 10:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
فــ منابر الصحة ــارسة

 
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صورة 'فارسة السلام' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: May 2006
الإقامة: دار الظبــــي
المشاركات: 4,700
كافة التدوينات: 3
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 21233468
المستوى: فارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond reputeفارسة السلام has a reputation beyond repute
الجنس: female
علم الدولة:
الحالة: فارسة السلام غير متصل
المزاج: ????????
الرسالة الشخصية
اللهم وفقني
افتراضي رد: Jokes



so funny....

thanks....



تسلم الأيادي ..بقايا شتات ..
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قديمة 07-08-2008, 10:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
.+[ متميز فضـي ]+.

 
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صورة 'minno' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: Mar 2007
الإقامة: U.A.E
العمر: 26
المشاركات: 1,138
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 8926
المستوى: minno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond repute
الجنس: female
علم الدولة:
الحالة: minno غير متصل
المزاج: In Love
الرسالة الشخصية
يا رب أنا في ضيق لا يعلمه غيرك ... ففرج عني وعن كل مهموم يا أرحم الراحمين
افتراضي رد: Jokes

hehe

very funny

thanks




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