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قديمة 19-05-2008, 03:44 PM
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صورة 'The Knight' الرمزية
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تاريخ الإنضمام: Oct 2007
المشاركات: 125
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 100
المستوى: The Knight will become famous soon enoughThe Knight will become famous soon enough
الجنس: male
علم الدولة:
الحالة: The Knight غير متصل
Kids in school think quickly



TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the f! loor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one i! mportant thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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T! EACHER : Millie, give me a sentenc e starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good coo! k.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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قديمة 30-05-2008, 12:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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صورة 'سر الوجود' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: Feb 2002
الإقامة: الهوى شرقي
العمر: 30
المشاركات: 3,570
كافة التدوينات: 6
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 11036926
المستوى: سر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond reputeسر الوجود has a reputation beyond repute
الجنس: female
علم الدولة:
الحالة: سر الوجود غير متصل
المزاج: ???????? 1
الرسالة الشخصية
ها قد وهبتكَ مِـغْزلـيـ .. فاخْتـر لـهُ أنتَ الوبــَر ..
افتراضي رد: Kids in school think quickly

^^innocent

liked them all

love kids

thanks loads

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قديمة 30-05-2008, 12:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
.+[ متميز فضـي ]+.

 
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صورة 'minno' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: Mar 2007
الإقامة: U.A.E
العمر: 26
المشاركات: 1,138
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 8926
المستوى: minno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond reputeminno has a reputation beyond repute
الجنس: female
علم الدولة:
الحالة: minno غير متصل
المزاج: In Love
الرسالة الشخصية
يا رب أنا في ضيق لا يعلمه غيرك ... ففرج عني وعن كل مهموم يا أرحم الراحمين
افتراضي رد: Kids in school think quickly

hehehe

very nice

very quick replies

i liked the last one so much

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher


thanks brother

thanks alot




هل ولدت أم في التاريخ رجلا مثل محمد بن عبدالله صلى الله عليه وسلم
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قديمة 30-05-2008, 09:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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صورة 'The Knight' الرمزية
 
تاريخ الإنضمام: Oct 2007
المشاركات: 125
معلومات إضافية
السمعة: 100
المستوى: The Knight will become famous soon enoughThe Knight will become famous soon enough
الجنس: male
علم الدولة:
الحالة: The Knight غير متصل
افتراضي رد: Kids in school think quickly

المشاركة الأصلية أضيفت بواسطة : سر الوجود مشاهدة المشاركة
^^innocent
المشاركة الأصلية أضيفت بواسطة : سر الوجود مشاهدة المشاركة


liked them all


love kids



thanks loads



welcome sister


Funny and natural reactions



:)




المشاركة الأصلية أضيفت بواسطة : minno مشاهدة المشاركة
hehehe


المشاركة الأصلية أضيفت بواسطة : minno مشاهدة المشاركة


very nice


very quick replies



i liked the last one so much



TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher



thanks brother



thanks alot


Don't mention it


and I liked the chemistry boy



Thank you all for pasing and replying



:)
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