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قديمة 25-01-2008, 06:17 PM
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صورة 'minno' الرمزية
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Very Funny Jokes


Hi guys


i brought today fory very funny jokes

i'm sure you will laugh till you cry

here they are



Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.



Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!s



Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.



Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!



There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and
now he is going thru hell.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!



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قديمة 03-02-2008, 11:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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صورة 'Davinci' الرمزية
 
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افتراضي رد: very funny jokes

ٍso fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
thanks so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life
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