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قديمة 29-06-2006, 03:51 PM
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افتراضي 7 jokes

7 Jokes

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,
but they can also help us understand a language. Here are
7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

--

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
letter?




2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?



3. Which month has 28 days?



4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
letters?



5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
refrigerator?



6. What animal can jump higher than a house?



7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
of France?



Answers
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1. envelope
2. a liar
3. all of them
4. post office
5. because it turns "ice" into "Mice"
6. a house can't jump!
7. because he's still *living*

قديمة 29-06-2006, 11:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ها قد وهبتكَ مِـغْزلـيـ .. فاخْتـر لـهُ أنتَ الوبــَر ..
>>>>>!!!unexpected answers

:36_11_6[1


Wow.. really fantastic!!
I laughed soooo much

I knew the answer for ques. No. 6 only>>>LOL

it was really nice.. I liked it, Hamid eddin


thank you for that

 
قديمة 07-07-2006, 08:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Is this a jokes Or Questions? ^_^

مبروك عليكم شهر رمضــان,,,
 
قديمة 09-07-2006, 12:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Is this a jokes Or Questions?
hi brother , how are you..I missed you

in English anything that makes you laugh is called A Joke

kindly notice that A joke is singular
jokes ...plural


Is this a jokes Or Questions?
Pls. allow me to corect your question (grammaticly)


Are these jokes or questions?

and always ..keep in mind that ...our target is to learn English from each other..and make our English language ..better


thank you dear brother ...


التعديل الأخير كان بواسطة hamid eddin; 09-07-2006 الساعة 12:02 PM.
 
قديمة 09-07-2006, 05:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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افتراضي

Hello again..

I would like to thank you brother Hamid eddin for your explanation that goes with the purpose of the section

and I am sure that my brother
قصة حبيبين will be glad to see the correction..

Allah bless you all..

 
قديمة 09-07-2006, 07:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sure

^_^

مبروك عليكم شهر رمضــان,,,
 
قديمة 10-07-2006, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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thank you very much... sister & brother

for your kindness




BEST REGARDS

 
قديمة 16-07-2006, 12:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hi ..


it is really nice jokes ..


you laughed me ..



thnks brother for the jokes




with my best wishes ..`
 
قديمة 16-07-2006, 10:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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thank you dear brother for your visit

awaiting for more visits from you

regards

 
قديمة 19-08-2006, 05:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What a great idea to make english learnable and funny at the same time thaks , we are awaiting for more
 
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